Bizarre call-outs must be par for the course for police forces around the world. But spare a thought for those officers in Germany who rushed to the scene of a domestic dispute that was taking place in an apartment in the South German town of Loerrach, after a neighbour reported a heated argument that had been going on for some time. As expected, the officers did turn up right in the middle of a domestic, but unexpectedly it was between a 22 year old man and… a parrot which belonged to his girlfriend. The parrot was unable to speak, however it still managed to give as good as it got, reportedly responding to the man’s shouting with loud barks. Good to hear the bird’s feathers were not too ruffled by the incident.